If you tried to comprehend the sheer amazingosity that is my personality, your brain would explode upon pressing the start button.

17th April 2014

Photo with 3 notes

To get good eyebrows one must start from the bottom and work their way up. 
This is an example of starting from the bottom.

To get good eyebrows one must start from the bottom and work their way up.

This is an example of starting from the bottom.

Tagged: i gotta figure out how the fuck to style my hairmori postslook i can post selfies too

17th April 2014

Link reblogged from Goddess in a mortal disguise with 49,821 notes

http://littlelaceboots.tumblr.com/post/82942690881/infamousnfamous-selkee-marensss-selkee →

infamousnfamous:

selkee:

marensss:

selkee:

*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have…

My aunt is (quite obviously) dating, and as of recently living with her super sweet girlfriend for several years now and my grandma always goes on about how great it is that “Jenny found such a great friend like Beth-Ann.” And then my family wonders why I refuse to visit my grandma anymore.

Source: selkee

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from oh, you're so funny. with 840 notes

Source: theblogofeternalstench

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Goddess in a mortal disguise with 754,113 notes

Source: ohohmeo

17th April 2014

Quote reblogged from Theatre of Dreams with 17,079 notes

The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
— Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via targaryend)

Tagged: the best part of the episode was her commenting on how rude people who murder others at weddings arelikehow the hell was there not a huge /that's right i fucking said it/ smile on her faceshe's just sitting there like I'm am the QUEEN of THORNSbitchI will be as rude as I goddamn want

Source: kate-hawkingbird-bishop

17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Theatre of Dreams with 355,864 notes

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Theatre of Dreams with 266,550 notes

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Source: discontentramblings

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Landslide™ with 9,226 notes

Tagged: welcome to petco

Source: peacelovecajun

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Chosen of the Key with 175,020 notes

thechronicleofshe:

People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.

Source: its-tuesday-again

17th April 2014

Link reblogged from Eyes of an Owl, Awkward as a Penguin with 569 notes

The Cycle is finally Broken →

gunpowderandspark:

Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock will get out of this poolside standoff with Moriarty!"

Fans: *draws twenty theories*

Moffat: "Heh, I guess now that people are making theories I should come up with an answer myself, huh?"

__

Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock survived…

NO YOU ASSHOLES. I TOLD YOU AT THE END OF SEASON TWO HOW HE DID IT AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME THAT HE WAS STILL ALIVE AND I WAS LAUGHED AT BY ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WATCH THE SHOW. 

Idiots.

Tagged: this is a sore spot for me

Source: gunpowderandspark